got back history test paper back today.
and thank God that bitch didnt start the waterworks flowing again.
phew
or else we would all be swimming in salt water.
i discovered something yesterday.
during the maths worksheet period,
it was held in the audi mind you,
i sat behind big butt freak.
and as i looked at the ends of her ponytail,
i noticed some white stuff
and as i peered closer for a better look,
i realised to my horror that, they were actually....
u guess what...
SALT CYSTALS.
GOODNESS ME. she has salt crystals in her head.
well...she wasnt known as the walking sweat factory within force 015 members for nothing.
heh heh heh.
i know that you could get salt crystals in your shirt when you really sweat alot.
band members had them in our shirts when we had outdoor season.
but.
i never thought you could get them at the ends of your hair.
mannn...her sweat glands must be working overtime.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that bitch.
i am deeply grieved to announce that today is her birthday.
damn...haha.
and she went around distributing cookies wrapped in pretty pink cellophane paper.
mannnn even i dun do that on MY birthday.
and of course, she coyly refused to give any to luqman.
heh. what an idiot.
and evonne helped her give it to him.
(dude, the guy isnt desperate for her cookies, hes smart enough not to ask for it.)
how coy. i wanna sock her in the mouth.
and of course she didnt give any to force 015 members.
but i guessed that she only gave to her "girlfriends".
but heck no. she even gave to shawn.
since when on earth is she close to shawn?!
ha. what an ass.
i wouldnt want any of her cookies anyway.
they are probably poisoned with arsenic. or even worse...her SWEAT.
and she also might have used her SALT CYSTALS as sugar.
after all, SWEAT AND SALT CRYSTALS come to her in abundance.
HA.
evonne and fionn claimed that they were delicious.
yeah right.
they are probably sitting on their toiletbowls re-decorating the inside of it with the "delicious" cookies.
i sound mean you say?
oh well. on account that it is her birthday,
happy birthday woman.
God gave you a big ass as a present. treasure it.
HA.
=) a simple fact! at : 10:16 PM